But other humans are not like this.
They just do not “give one shit”* about waterfalls and mountains, and instead they only want to go to töff bars to meet my people, and explain many “awe-some” things to them, and drink many drinks with them, and dance to loud music with their feet with them, and maybe even try to kiss them on their mouths when they are not looking.
If you are a person like this, you will notice that when you first go into the töff bar to meet my people, they will be saying very clever and witty things to each other, and you just will not understand any of them. Maybe you will be confused about this, but do not worry. (You are not “crazy in your brain-house”.)
The reason you do not understand them is that they are speaking “íslenska”, and you just do not know how to do this.
You only speak “útlenska”. It means “a language which is not íslenska.”
Maybe there is a blogg about every single word in útlenska, but this is not it. (This blogg is only about every single word in íslenska.)
P.S. Do you like the picture of the Icelandic tongue? Rán made it.
*I do not know what humans mean when they say this, but it does not sound very good.